Things that are not cute
Waking up with a rash on my neck that looks like a hickey.
Girl's Night with It
Me: What time are people going to your house?
Kate: I'm not sure. Kristie is coming at 6 with It.
Me: You can't call the baby It when its at your house.
Kate: I know I keep forgetting. Are you going to hold it?
Me: No I hope she doesn't pass it over to us. I'm not trying to play pass the baby tonight.
Kate: Or pass the It.
Me: What's it's name again?
Kate: I forget.
Me: Why isn't she leaving it home with her husband?
Kate: GOOD QUESTION.
Lush
Stopped by Lush today at the KOP mall and the sales lady was the best. I went in for shampoo and came out with so many free samples including two bath balls! Fine, she did convince me to buy conditioner too but FREE SAMPLES guys! And i def just took a bath with one of the bath bombs and a face mask she gave me.
In holy shit news
My mom and Bob talked this week. I had a rough week and Bob was trying to get ahold of me not knowing that she had my phone. She responded bc she claims he seemed worried. She said he was very nice and she didn’t realize how much he still cared about me. She let me see the conversation and it was sweet. She let him know he was always welcome at my house and that her and my dad both appreciated all he’s done for me lately. They went back and forth and then she said ” I didn’t realize how much you guys still cared about each other. Tom (my dad) and I broke up for 4 years and I was talking about marriage with someone else. But life has a way of working out the way it’s supposed to. If things end up working out for you guys Meg would be lucky to have someone like you.” his response was “you’re right, I feel the same way. I care about Megs a lot but id be the lucky one if it worked out.”
Now maybe he was blowing smoke up her ass. At first I was mad that they talked but at the same time I kind of like that they were able to have a conversation.
Douchy things my trainer says
-Get involved (He says this 483209483 times a work out)
-Hey Magoons (that is an awful nickname idiot)
-Hey do me a favor… don’t waste my time (while im dripping sweat)
- i’m the best in the business (If you were the best you wouldn’t need to broadcast it fyi)
Here’s what I’m learning from Pinterest. Girls like food, clothes, weddings and beaches in that order.
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Gym problem
I don’t like my trainer. His personality is annoying and makes me stabby. I have two sessions left in my package and I want to re-sign but not with him. To make things worse, I work at the gym so this could be awkward.
Also, I love how girls, myself included, label “girls night” isn’t every night your out with your girl friends girls night? Do you think guys are like “come on guys lets have a guys night next weekend”
