Rational
Me: Why didn't you tell me you had a threesome in high school?
Bob: What are you talking about?
Me: C had one in high school, you guys are best friends that means you had one too.
Bob: Ha no it doesn't. I told you when I lost my virginity.
Me: Well if I find out you did with one of those slutty mcslut sluts in my grade you're in big trouble.
Bob: ha okay okay
Me: P.S where were you in high school? I knew C but I had no idea you existed.
Bob: Girls ignored me in high school.
Me: But ive seen pics you were sooo cute and little.
Bob: Ha go away.
* I used to hook up with C in hs and my sister went to prom with Bob's brother yet I didn't meet him until I was 22.
